It's my dad's fault, Your Honor.

It's my dad's fault, Your Honor. Category: Life My last couple blogs have been rather deep, so I thought I might turn to the lighter side and share a pointless example of poor parenting. These are not hard to come by. One of my kids (those of you who know them can guess which one) asked me the other day if I know what their favorite color and animal was. These things tend to change often, so of course, I guessed both wrong. "No, Dad! Do you want to hear what my schedule is?" "Your schedule?" I replied. "Okay." "This year it's elephants and green. Next year it's rhinos and red, and the next year it will be hippos and blue. Do you know why?" "No, why?" "Because hippos spend their time in water so they go with blue..." "Oh I get it!" I jumped in, "and rhinos stab people with their big horn, and blood gushes out...so they're red, right!?" Pause...smile...nod, "Yah, pretty much, and elephants eat plants, so they go with green." 4:00 PM - 4 Comments - 4 Kudos