Watch you f___ing language

Watch your f___ing language Category: Life My uncle went to a relative's house the other day to drop my aunt off for a while. As he was leaving, he accidentally went over the low cub and set a tire in the wet grass of the neighbor's yard. A little while later, there was a knock at the door. It was the neighbor man. He stood about 5'10" and 150lb and looked as though he had just returned from his morning run. "Some f___ing idiot got in my grass..." "That was my husband," my aunt politely replied. "I'll send him over to talk to you when he gets back." When my uncle returned, my aunt explained the problem. So he calmly walked next door to straighten things out. Now, my uncle is a big, bald, blacksmith with a long beard, and stands about 6' and 250lb. He mows his lawn with a brush-hog tractor. To the neighbor's credit, he was not intimidated by size or appearance. He got right up in the big man's face, "What the f___ were you doing on my grass?..." "First of all, I don't appreciate you talking to my wife like that." "...When you f___ing get in someone's yard, what the f___ do you do about it?" "I get out of my truck, push the sod back down with my foot, and drive on." "...What kind of f___ing idiot.... You'd have to be f___ing stupid to..." Having enough of the foolish discussion, the wise mountain man simply stated, "The way I see it, anyone who has to use "the-f-word" to express himself must be as stupid as someone who would drive in the grass." and he walked away. 8:50 PM - 4 Comments - 2 Kudos